Laughing In The Indian Cricket Team

Cricket has been headed for a disastrous World Cup and just may feel that they can do well there. The pitches from West Indies are quickly and the players (who anyway have a tough time on these pitches) will fade readily. They will progress (I really hope so) to the next round by beating the feeble teams but they’ll lose once more to the powerful ones and they’ll find ourselves out and forgotten very soon. So instead of feeling sad, the only thing left to do is to joke about them. So here goes!
The story goes that there was a couple married for quite a while and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their connection was turning sour. So eventually it reached such a point that they thought it was much better for them to be blessed than to carry on a connection.
So they consulted a lawyer. Nevertheless, the big issue was who’d have the kid. In the hearing at the court it was determined that this decision should be left to his or her son. Therefore that the judge asked “Son, would you prefer to remain together with your mummy?”
The kid replied,” No, mummy beats me.”
Therefore that the judge asked “Then, would you prefer to remain together with your papa?”
The kid replied, “No, papa beats me also.”
The judge was in a dilemma and was unable to determine what to do. After pondering for a while he awakened he had in his thoughts about the child.
And he also gave the decision that the kid would remain with
Any guesses?
Come on I know you can guess that.
Ok this is the decision: The judge determined that the kid would remain with the Indian Cricket Team because they never conquer anyone.
And here are a few one liners your day, to pipe :
Why is it that infants cry and complain all of the time?
They are currently practicing to become Indian cricketers if they grow up.
What’s an handcuffed Indian Cricketer known as?
A cricketer you may trust.
Which are the four words that will ruin any Indian batsman?
Can you bat?
Why doesnt the audience blink when Tendulkar goes to bat?
There is not any time before he gets outside again.
What’s the distinction between an Australian person and an Indian batsman?
100 runs.
What’s the distinction between Indian cricketers and batteries?
Batteries have a positive side.
How can you induce cricketers to operate between wickets?
You put food on each end.
Yes, I know that some of these jokes are actually placing the Indian team down but considering their recent form (excluding the current two victories against West Indies which I believe is much more of a fluke than anything else), I believed I could say these things.
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